chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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