I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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