Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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