How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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