i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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