She is in my trunk
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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