The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
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