can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
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