I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
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