addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
You can't motorboat a personality
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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