No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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