Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I FOUND THE LEGS
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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