Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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