For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
home. puking in laundry basket.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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