think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
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