Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Someone signed my nipple.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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