The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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