Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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