He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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