you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I'm way too hungover for life right now
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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