Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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