I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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