You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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