Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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