white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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