Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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