What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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