if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Best friends brother. Beat that.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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