Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
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