This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
They took my balls.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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