I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
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