We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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