I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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