This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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