Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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