ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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