I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Randomize
