Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Randomize
