Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
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