So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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