You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Randomize
