Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I have fence marks all over my body
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
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