Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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