Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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