I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
he puts the penis in happiness.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
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