is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Randomize
