i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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