Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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