How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Randomize
