Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I want you more than these girls want KFC
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
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