sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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