she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
Randomize
